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BREAKING NEWS: Mad Men's January Jones eats her placenta!!

It seems the post pregnant celebrities are all the rage these last couple weeks.  First, you had Alicia Silverstone Kiss-Feeding her baby and now you have January Jones eating her placenta.  Yes, she ate her own placenta, in vitamin form if that makes a difference. 



She told People.com, “Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”
“It’s not witch-crafty or anything,” said Jones, who plays Betty on the TV show. “I suggest it to all moms.”

Yes January and dogs eat their vomit also.  Should we start eating our vomit now?  I believe i watched this as a kid on Faces of Death video. It was terrifying!  What's next, Kiss-Feeding your baby the placenta??




I'll have it medium rare please.


Vomitosis! 

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  1. thanks for the image of placenta...I managed to avoid seeing mine twice.
    Nice to see what I missed out on.

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    1. I was sooo going to put a "WARNING" alert before the pic but then just said ah screw it. If people are eating it then it is ok! hahaha. I seriously get a strange feeling in my stomach when i look at that pic.

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