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BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian for MAYOR??

Kim Kardashian has been caught on tape stating that she will be seeking election of mayor of the grand ol city of Glendale, California in 2017:

“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kim says. “It’s going
to be in like five years. So I have to buy a house there -- you have to have residency there.” 

Kim has also enlisted the help of a friend to look into all of the requirements. Just in case you are wondering why Kim would pick Glendale, she says it’s because Glendale is an “Armenian town” -- a nod to Kim’s heritage.

 "Armenian town"..interesting. Is the racial war of 2018 in the works??

Here is what the Armenians of Glendale should expect if Kim does, in fact, win and become mayor.

  • The town will be renamed Klendale to follow the Kardashian "K" naming convention

  • It will be against the law to wear non-designer clothes on the weekend
Columbia? On a Saturday?  For serious?? Not on the weekends son!

  • Her mother and sisters will make up the rest of the council members under Mayor Kim

  • The stop signs and traffic lights will be changed to pink

  • All board meetings and Mayor speeches will be done via Twitter

Perhaps Kim should stick at what she is good at and that is being annoying on TV. Or even better.. stick to porn. You were good at that!


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