Tim Tebow is now a Jet. Here is what the tri-state area should expect in the next year.
- Timsanity, TimSpiration, Tim Effort, are just some of the stupid sayings we will hear nonstop on a daily basis. This will spark a major battle between Linsanity fans and now Timsanity fans.
- Timsanity will TimSpire the Occupy Wall Street crew to change their name to Occupy Church and take it to the churches.
- Denver religious fans will start a religious war with NYC over their savior claiming him first. It will be written about in the book Tebow, which will replace the Bible in about 100 years.
- MetLife stadium will be renamed to simply Heaven.
- Medical establishments will be more busier as older people will be attempting to "Tebow" causing knee injuries. Drunken Jets fans will fall to their deaths from "Tebowing" after 78 beers.
- The Jets will officially change their name to the NY Confused after this Tebow trade.
- Al Sharpton will start a racial media event when Tebow doesn't pass to black receivers but instead runs with the ball.
- Tim Tebow will replace Chuck Norris with stupid jokes such as:
- When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
- The active ingredient in Red Bull is Tim Tebow's sweat.
- The NFL will rename the "2 minute warning" to "Tebow Time".
- Santa Claus used to wonder if Tim Tebow was real.
- The NFL is not challenging enough, thats why Tim Tebow waits until the end of the 4th quarter to start playing.
- MetLife Stadium aka Heaven will begin selling Tebow and Tebow Light to non-drinkers
- Tebow's birthday will become a religious holiday.
|My DrawSometing of "Tebowing". looks like i have to update the uniform!|
That's all i got for now.. More to come later..