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A night out with the Barts

Last night my wife and i had our "date" night. We went to queen Marguerita which is not too far from our house. Had a lovely meal. I had the fish. She had the pasta. Ava had mommys leftovers. We then had some coffee. I had an espresso and she had a cappuccino..yes she had caffeine relax people. After dinner i had this grand idea to go on a field trip to somewhere that i have always wanted to go to....

The Shoprite in Little Falls, off of 46 next to Passaic Valley high school!!!. I know what your thinking and i know it is true. I AM MR ROMANCE!!!



This has to be the mother of all Shoprites. I see this thing everyday from rt 46 on my drive hone from work and i always think to myself how great it would be to check it out. Well, i can say this, it definitely lived up to it's expectations. From the produce section to the deli, it is vast, beautiful and wonderful. It should have its own zip code its so big. I highly recommend that every man take their girlfriend, fiancé, wife or just friend to this ShopRite. Magic happens afterwards..you will see. It is truly a hidden treasure. My wife and i walked up and down each alley like a kid experiencing Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Of course we didn't get sucked into a chocolate tube or turn into blueberries but you get it. My little Ava Bart certainly has a very very fun future to look forward to

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