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BREAKING NEWS: Alicia Silverstone chews food for baby!!

Alicia Silverstone, the fun-loving, clueless, attractive blond from the movies of yesteryear and Aerosmith videos, has a new video out. No, its not her dancing around in her underwear, as we hoped, like in her Aerosmith years.  Instead, the proud-to-be-vegan, posted a video of herself feeding her child.  Awwwww, you may think.  However, after watching the video you will say out loud WHAT THE FUCK!!?

Apparently, Alicia feeds her son Bear Blu ( I will add this to my collection on my celebrity baby name blog post ) by pre-chewing his food for him.  Then, spitting in his mouth for him to eat.  Yes, you read that correctly.  She eats her food, chews it really good, then spits it in his mouth.  I can't make this shit up.  She says (regarding the video):

 “I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his,” Silverstone wrote on the site. "It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”

As if the video and this practice isn't disturbing enough, this poor kid has to eat mochi and anything else his vegan mommy eats.  Poor guy.  His name is Bear.  Bear needs to eat wild animals and honey.  Not Japanese rice cakes and tofu.  

From this:

To this:

It's amazing what a baby can do to you. 

To add more fuel to the fire, there is a name for, apparently, this "common" practice.  No, its not called Bird Feeding, or Fucked Up Feeding, or Bad Parenting Feeding, but even worse; its called Kiss Feeding.  When you watch the video it does look like she is french kissing her baby.  Yummy!  I was expecting Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" to walk out from behind in the video.  

Our little Ava arrives in about 7 more weeks. It's good to know we have feeding options.  Breast milk, formula and baby food is overrated. Kiss Feeding is the way to go!!!



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