Ah the joy of naming that precious little person that just entered this world. This honor that is given to new parents allows them to name that new little person something that they treasure or has great meaning to them. Jacob, Daniel, John, Luke, Peter - all bible names. Anthony, Emily, Marcus, Julia, Amelia - are all strong and popular names that derive from Latin and have significant meaning.
|Perhaps my wife and i need to read this|
Then of course you have the other parents that like to name their children after a book they read or a favorite concert or the place where they lost their virginity.
After hearing what Beyonce and Jay-Z named their daughter i was compelled to search diligently through the scripts of time (the internet) and prepare a list of the most strangest names i can find. Ok.. i am only spending maybe 5 minutes of looking while on my lunch break but please enjoy....
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter - Apple Martin.. or Apple Martini.. i dont know but i like it
Michael Jackson's son - Blanket Jackson. Perhaps he should have put a blanket over him before dangling over a balcony.
Jason Lee's son - Pilot Inspektor Lee. Ummm.. was Inspector Gadget taken??
Jermaine Jackson's son - Jermajesty Jackson. Ok.. this might be the MOST BADASS name on the planet!! Why couldnt Michael be as smart. I may name my daughter Dantastic or Danimal or Danamite!
|Alex would have been great|
Frank Zappa's kids - I dont know who is who but his 4 kids are named, Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. And i thought Daniel John Bartosiewicz was bad.
U2's The Edge's daughter - Blue Angel. With a name like The Edge you just have to expect greatness. Perhaps he should sue JayZ and Beyonce for sorta copying.
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni's son - Kyd. Yes.. his name is Kyd.. what up Kyd.. huh? me? where is the kid? Who? Me?? im sooo confused
Nicholas Cage's son - Kal-el Coppola. Is he trying to say his kid is Superman-esque?? Perhaps his dad should start reading better scripts.
Courtney Cox and David Arquette's daughter - Coco. I cant wait till she gets on that pole when she's older. She doesnt need a clever nickname!!
Gerri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi's daughter - Bluebell Madonna. Well at least they didnt call her Blue Ball Madonna cause then that would just be weird!
and finally Jay-Z and Beyonce's daughter - Blue Ivy Carter. Apparently the name Blue comes from the fact that it is JayZs favorite color (how childish) and his 3 most successful albums were the Blueprint albumns hence Blue. Ivy comes from Beyonce who claims that the number 4 is her favorite number. Now if you take 4 as a Roman numeral it becomes IV.. say that phonetically and it sounds like Ivy.. get it?? i dont. Way to keep it REAL JayZ!! They dont name their kids Blue Ivy in the hood do they??? seriously dude.. WTF