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An American Polack in Germany pt1

Grubenshife.. which means nothing because i made it up. Although it certainly does sound like it can be mean something like How are you or Go screw your mother.  Regardless this is what i have been hearing all around me.  I arrived in Germany for work on Wednesday and will be here for another 2 weeks.  It certainly has been a culture shock.  The look and feel certainly seems similar to back home but there are just little things that make me realize i am certainly not at home.

Like for example..


Every channel on my television in my room is in German. Boo me.. But the good thing is i get to watch soccer.. YAYYYThere is a 6hr difference. So right now it is 2AM and im sleepy and tipsy and will be going to sleep while anyboyd reading this back home is eating dinner or getting home from work or enjoying happy hour. It is crazy.  I wake up to go to work and see on Facebook that some people are still up as it is about midnight back home. So funny. I have to get used to the fact that they are a…

Blue Ivy Carter.. WTF?? Crazy Celeb baby names

Ah the joy of naming that precious little person that just entered this world.  This honor that is given to new parents allows them to name that new little person something that they treasure or has great meaning to them.  Jacob, Daniel, John, Luke, Peter - all bible names.  Anthony, Emily, Marcus, Julia, Amelia - are all strong and popular names that derive from Latin and have significant meaning.

Then of course you have the other parents that like to name their children after a book they read or a favorite concert or the place where they lost their virginity.

After hearing what Beyonce and Jay-Z named their daughter i was compelled to search diligently through the scripts of time (the internet) and prepare a list of the most strangest names i can find.  Ok.. i am only spending maybe 5 minutes of looking while on my lunch break but please enjoy....

Breaking news: Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian..but what is she??

It has just been reported that the youngest sibling of Kim Kardashian is really not her sister. It seems the ex of late Robert Kardashian is saying that before he died he told her that Khloe is not his bioligical daughter.  Hmm... is Khloe the only person who didnt know this?   I mean look at them:



She looks nothing like her hot sisters. In fact, she looks like she ate both of them!! There is nothing that