I have seen some great legends live in concert over the years. Paul McCartney, Billy Joel, One Direction - to name a few. But one in particular - Mr Justin Timberlake aka Justin Bart or JB as he goes by - was one for the ages.
I got to enjoy this spectacular human with my beard wife Rose last night at the Prudential Center, in the city of dreams, Newark NJ.
My wife is approaching her 37th week of pregnancy. Apparently, in your 37th week you are supposed to begin massaging your perineum. "What's a perineum", you asked as so did i? The perineum is basically the taint. "Ahhhh.. ok. I get it. But massage it??", is what i asked. Yes, massaging it helps with the pain when the baby crowns during childbirth. "So just rub it or sumthin?" (in Chip Chipperson voice .. Opie and Anthony fans anyone??) Not quite.. Here are the instructions on how to successfully massage your perineum:
Its that time of year again. A time when people and family members that you haven't talked to, well, since last Christmas, reach out with open arms and send you their annual Christmas card. We took part this year as we now have a newborn. We both felt obliged to show off our little one to everyone on our wedding list and beyond. It felt nice. It's more of a hey-look-how-cute-our-kid-is behind a Merry Christmas message. Regardless, our card was a simple photo that did NOT have a surprise waiting as you opened up the envelope. A surprise that jumps out at you and says "SURPRISEEEEEE!!!oh and merry christmas" I'm talking about the glitter bomb. You all know who you are.