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Kim Kardashian - Divorce of the year

So that was quick.  After 72 days, Kim has filed for divorce from apprently-stranger Kris Humphries.  What else is new.  And whats even more vomit inducing is that the wedding that happened 72 days ago costs around 10 million!  Now THAT is a waste of money.  Shit i think even the special that was aired for the wedding lasted longer than the actual wedding..

Things longer than Kim's marriage:

ABS - Al Bart Sighting

Did you ever see one on the street and say Holy SHIT that looks just like (fill in the blank).  Or see somebody on tv and immediately record it because they looked just like somebody you know and you want to show them. Its called a:


Doppelgänger
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For other uses, see Doppelgänger (disambiguation).
In fiction and folklore, a doppelgänger (German "double walker") (pronounced [ˈdɔpəlˌgɛŋɐ] ( listen)) is a paranormal double of a living person, typically representing evil or misfortune. In the vernacular, the word has come to refer to any double or look-alike of a person.



And this site is dedicated to the doppelganger (cant get those cool .. above the a :-( )  to my father.. the legendary Al Bart.  
It seems that everywhere i go - vacations, shopping, walking around my development, restaruants - there is an Al Bart Sighting.  And only recently have i been taking pics of this phenomenon known as:
ABS AL BART SIGHTING

Here is my adorable dad:









and now his …

Snow before Halloween!? Tree with leaves mixed with heavy snow = DISASTER

OK so i am the one who usually says 'ah come on.. the weather is never predictable.  Shit happens'  but this is just crazy.  They are predicting 8 inches of snow for Nutley NJ and its not even Halloween yet.  I remember being a kid and the only weather we got that put a damper on our Halloween was rain.  Now our Cambridge Heights parade that was scheduled for today has been cancelled due to not rain but.. snow!  This is fine by me cause i hate answering the door to trick-or-treaters.. yes i am one of those people.  I dont think i have ever seen a time when we had snow where there were still leaves on the trees.  And apparently, judging by my facebook peeps wall posts, it is causing tons of trees to fall and power outages.

I think 2 weeks ago my wife and i were wearing flippies (bart talk for flip flops) and now today i am wearing 3 shirts in my house cause i refuse to put the heat on.  Anyways,  thats all i got. Hope you all have a nice snowy Halloween!!

EDIT:  ok so  we too…

NJ Housewives from a male perspective...

OK so i am not ashamed to admit that sometimes my wife's tv shows fascinate me.  And i am also not ashamed to admit that sometimes (maybe all the time) i look forward to watching female drama unravel on TV. After watching the Real Housewives of NJ for the past 3 seasons i must admit that this is such trash TV.  It puts NJ once again in a whole other spectrum from the rest of the country. and I LOVE IT.

Hmm.. where to start.  After a season is over they have whats called the reunion show.  So basically what this means is the entire show is somewhat scripted and then at the end of the season they get together to discuss what went on in the somewhat scripted show.  This is what i thought at least.. until NJ housewives came aboard. I mean you cant make this shit up.

where to begin.. Theresa and her husband Joe are fighting with Theresa's brother .. yes you guessed it.. Joe and his wife Melissa Gorga.  The latter are new to the show.  Shit goes down thanks to the tremendous and res…